“Alrighty partner, we are investigating the case of one Geoffrey Piston Bayzos. He is wanted for the destruction of our environment and breaking the heart of an all American novelist and philanthropist. At least he doesn’t know what a prenuptial agreement is. Anyway, his most recent offense includes murdering the leader of a local labor union. The union was focused on creating humane working conditions for workers on the transcontinental railroad. Well let me tell you that just about makes me wanna put him in that empty jail cell in my office. How about it, partner? You with me?”